Chivalry’s Dead

You’ve heard it a million times – mostly from women who are clearly miserable.  Maybe it’s even true, exact cause of death, debatable.  But there is one chivalrous act that has stood the test of time: a man holding a door open for a woman.  Like the masked magician on Fox, I’m gonna reveal the secret.  Simply put, we get to check out your hiney while also feeling good about ourselves.  A rare combination indeed.  Ladies, your welcome for the self-consciousness you will now experience when you walk through doors.