Spooning

I’ve found its damn near impossible to wash a spoon without getting splashed. I’m even consciously aware of this phenomenon when I wash dishes but I still can’t avoid the renegade attacks by the little bastards. Everything is fine, faucet on a nice medium flow, and then you put a spoon under the stream and time speeds up. No matter how you angle the thing, the water slingshots off of it and does a beeline for your dress shirt – usually carrying just enough pasta sauce with it to cause concern.